Donald Trump doesn't believe in fitness and thinks we are all batteries and it is actually not a bad theory. Big Ballers vs Small Ballers, man vs boy, pirate vs knight vs cowboys, RIP Avril Lavigne, deep house music and cuddle puddles.
KFC and Feitelberg have a case of mistaken identity, update the Songs of the Summer and answer voicemails. Then Robbie Fox joins to talk to Brendan Schaub (35:00) about MMA, Joe Rogan, stand-up comedy, cauliflower ear, Floyd vs. McGregor, and slapping down hecklers
Feitelberg reveals he's back into talking on the phone for some reason. Kevin and Feits go through the KFC Mailbag and talk sharing an iMessage account with your significant other, Girlfriends best friend unbearably annoying, and how many hostages could you save in a hostage negotiation. Lacey Mark from The Bachelor joins the crew to talk about breaking up over text, winking in real life, would a girl have sex with a guy just because he's hot? and making 69ing your calling card.
Kevin and Feitelberg talk about their business trip to LA, their stories involve a cat with no dick and the European porn scene. Voicemails include killing your girlfriends cat, the implication behind the winky face, and glory holes. One minute man covers Yoko Ono, Uber boats in Croatia, and JJO at the US Open
Young and Happy boys join the Old and Bitter guys, Voicemails include: chick lying about taking birth control, ghosts watching sex, eating a stripper out, hitting on girls in the office, and banging in cars. Kevin gives Rone and Caleb some wisdom and advice on the Podcast game.
Feits battles alcohol poisoning, the highest paid celebrities, #BarstoolDVR: The Leftovers, Fargo, being straight is a myth, being single is a disability, the flow chart for getting shit done with a girlfriend and the Ballad of Om Prasad
KFC and Feitelberg do what they are best at, go to the bar. #LittleSaturday from Offside Tavern with talk about the garage smush room, condoms on the windshield, shots at the bar, beer pong hardos, the best fictional bars of all time, live voicemails featuring the girl about to go on the worst date of all time and Joe Bartnick talking hockey
Bill Burr calls in (14:15) to discuss season 2 of F Is For Family and dumb sports fans of the world. Also, we discuss Rex & Rob Ryan, Pope or President, 10 year reunions, questions from the Mailbox, and Super Producer BC's adopted child from Indian
KFC meets Colin Jost at a charity event that may or may not end in an orgy. Summer resolutions. Penis transplants and temporary vaginas. Voicemails include: should I move to a new city because I hate my girlfriend? Are one-piece bathing suits hot? Is it ok to have a micropenis if you are confident?