Pardon My Take

On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now*

LATEST EPISODE

David Ortiz, Dallas Braden, And Mt Rushmore Of Zoo Animals

Kawhi is a Toronto Raptor even though he doesn't like Toronto and doesn't want to play for the Raptors (2:40-9:10). College Football media day round up including the war on Fortnite and Larry Fedora defending the fall of Football (9:11-16:28). Mt Rushmore of Zoo Animals (16:29-25:47). David Ortiz joins the show to talk about being in the media + the story that he got a special prize for hitting triples in his last year on the Red Sox (27:30-36:00). Former A's Pitcher and host of Starting 9 Dallas Braden joins the show to preview Baseball's second half and do the Mt Rushmore of unwritten rules (37:58-57:20). Segments include PR 101 for the internet shaming Jimmy Garoppolo's date with a porn star (59:18-1:02:43), way to stay relevant Rob Manfred vs Mike Trout (1:02:44-1:04:28), Hurt or Injured Tiger Woods (1:04:29-1:07:37), and Jimbos of the week (1:07:38-1:15:31). 
01:18:50 7/19/2018

Past Episodes

Baseball is officially back after the Home Run Derby. Cowherd's Manalytics have new and approved sabermetric stats (2:27 - 9:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (9:28 - 22:13). Mt Rushmore of things you should pregame for (22:13 - 30:48). Milwaukee Brewer and first time All Star Christian Yelich joins the show to talk about making his first All Star Game, the move from Miami to Milwaukee, Jose Fernandez's tragic passing and how the team coped with it, and the one and only time he got tossed from an MLB game (30:48 - 66:01). Segments include emergency PR 101 for Josh Hader and Mike Trout's Q score being lower than Kenneth Faried, Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor, and Guys on Chicks. 
01:27:36 7/17/2018
We're live from the MLB ASG in Washington DC and the French are World Champions. Wrapping up the World Cup and Mbappe is still 19 years old (for now) (2:27 - 7:17). Mt Rushmore of Monuments/Statues because we're in DC (7:17 - 16:53). Who's back of the week (16:53 - 30:21). Soccer Legend and now DC United striker Wayne Rooney joins the show to talk about his transition to America, playing at the highest level of soccer, how awesome it is to score goals and rates our English accent (30:21 - 47:24). Segments include Sorry not Sorry for bat flips. Thoughts and Prayer to Mike Matheny and Boltman retiring and Take Quake
01:03:25 7/15/2018
Jeff Fisher is back in our lives and we couldn't be happier (3:04-7:40). England lost but they did enough cocaine that they may not remember it(7:41-11:06). Drunk Ideas (11:07-15:44). Mt Rushmore of Reality TV Shows (16:01-29:10). Men In Blazers host Roger Bennett joins the show to talk about the best stories of the 2018 World Cup, England's demise, who will won the Final, and Ronaldo vs Messi is ending marriages (30:33-58:53). Segments include Talking Tennis (1:03:25-1:04:41), thoughts and prayers to Papa John (1:04:42-1:06:53), Baby Back Bitch update for the guy that trolled Kevin Durant (1:06:54-1:08:54), Tim Tebow Update (1:08:55-1:10:39), and Jimbos of the week( 1:10:40-1:15:36).
01:16:35 7/12/2018
France has advanced and we talk a little soccer including Ronaldo running away from Messi and who gets the team of destiny tag (2:21 - 9:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Lebron and his Blaze Pizzas and PFT is staring at dude's legs (9:17 - 23:29). Mt Rushmore of Flavors (23:29 - 33:53). Poker Legend Daniel Negreanu joins the show to talk about the professional poker life, the time he was bet 550,000 dollars he couldn't shoot an 80 at a golf course within a year, and the time his friend lost a bet saying he could eat 1,000 dollars worth of McDonalds in 36 hours (33:53 - 62:11) . Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor, the debut of our newest segment "Good job getting the 12 kids out of that Thai cave" and Guys on Chicks. 
01:18:32 7/10/2018
We're back from Vacation and recapping all the things we missed. Lebron to LA, Paul George has been brainwashed, Boogie ruined the NBA by making the Warriors the favorite to win the title, (2:12 - 9:19) and we still have World Cup fever (9:19 - 16:43). Mt Rushmore of worst Mondays to go back to work and a bonus Mt Rushmore of Darren Rovell's 40 rules for turning 40 (16:43 - 36:25). Who's back of the week including Jay Z getting roasted (36:25 - 41:52). Portland Trailblazer CJ McCollum joins the show to talk about NBA free agency, what its like always being in trade rumors, being an NBA player from the Patriot League, and how we have to stop calling Kevin Durant a baby back bitch (41:52 - 77:28). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers to the Croatian player that dissed Russia, trouble in paradise for Dwight Howard's relationship with every NBA team, Stay Classy Phil Mickelson, and Hank hot in the streets for Bieber getting engaged. 
01:33:12 7/8/2018
t's Football in July! A special PMT episode with new Mt Rushmore's from Johnny Manziel (Mt Rushmore of comebacks), Danny Woodhead (Mt Rushmore of unstaffed NFL players) and SB Champ Lane Johnson (Mt Rushmore of Johnson's). Plus we have best of Coach O, Julian Edelman, and Von Miller. Back on Monday with CJ McCollum, hopefully we don't die between now and then otherwise some things we said would be very awkward
01:54:18 7/4/2018
Hopefully we're all still alive when this episode comes out because we taped it at the end of last week (2:20 - 5:36). We talk our favorite 4th of July activities to get everyone ready for the holiday (5:36 - 13:38). Our lawyer Mr Portnoy joins the show after a long hiatus of being a radio star in his own right. We do complaints with the people's lawyer and he gets going on train etiquette (13:38 - 52:34). Andy Buckley aka David Wallace joins the show to catch up and do the Mt Rushmore of Office Characters (52:34 - 75:46). 2X Super Bowl Champion Chris Long joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of laws we would pass if we were invited to the White House to visit the President Plus bonus Jon Taffer because he's the greatest American alive. 
01:33:15 7/1/2018
Lebron is probably going to LA and also wants Kawhi, Paul George, and Kevin Durant to join him (2:23 - 10:59). Stephen A Smith's hair is actually making him more trustworthy (10:59 - 13:05). World Cup talk and Senegal was eliminated by the dumbest rule in sports (13:05 - 15:24). Mt Rushmore of places to sit in or on (15:24 - 22:12). Former NBA All Star Brian Scalabrine joins the show to talk about how he survived in the league, working with the Big 3, who the best trash talker was, and where Lebron may go (22:12 - 71:46). Segments include Bad Visual for the Mexican TV analysts, Tim Tebow Update, the new segment should Big Cat race Rovell, and Jimbos of the week. 
01:26:33 6/28/2018
Maradona almost died watching soccer and Messi is still the GOAT (2:27 - 8:21). Mt Rushmore of sports sounds (8:21 - 14:24). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Playoff George going to the Lakers and Golf shutting down compasses (14:24 - 31:56)). Cowboys QB Dak Prescott joins the show to talk about his Sophomore Slump, Miss St fans, and whether or not he ever gets confused for a famous porn star (31:56 - 48:23). We hosted Kentucky Sports Radio on Tuesday and have our best calls of the day including 80 year Shirley and Butch who we couldn't understand (41:23 - 65:16). Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that dont watch the Bachelor, Not to brag but we called it Julian Edelman is innocent, PR 101 for the Diamondbacks player who pooped his pants, and Guys on Chicks. 
00:55:33 6/26/2018
We've caught World Cup Fever and Messi fired his Coach. Don't count out the Germans and surprise surprise the Russians may be doping. (2:38-11:10) Mt Rushmore of food/beverage at a stadium. (11:11-19:45) Who's back of the week including cleaniness because Big Cat finally cleaned his pile, sort of. (19:46-29:52) Vince Carter joins the show to talk about his career in the NBA, dunking his balls on French guys, Vinsanity, and who is his GOAT (31:42-1:00:22). Segments include Talking Tennis (1:04:21-1:05:22), Spinzone for Blake Bortles (1:05:23-1:07:07), Protect the Shield (1:07:08-1:09:06), and an update on Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, someone actually tried PFT's crazy no catcher idea in a game. (1:09:07-1:11:27)
01:13:09 6/24/2018
018 NBA Draft and Salty Woj won the night. Big stories from the draft including Mikal Bridges being traded, Michael Porter Jr's spine being made of dust, Grayson Allen going to the Jazz, and Cal on the hot seat (2:27 - 21:08). Chicago Bulls first round pick Wendell Carter Jr joins the show to talk about playing at Duke, what the draft process has been like, and how he sees his game fitting in the NBA (21:08 - 40:41). Ryan Whitney completes our Mt Rushmore of guests with the Mt Rushmore of insults (40:41 - 56:38). Talking Soccer, Messi is dead. Ass in the Jackpot for Colin Cowherd, Kings Stay Kings Dwight Howard, and Jimbos of the Week. 
00:55:33 6/21/2018
The NBA Draft is coming up and Michael Porter Jr is FEELING himself (2:27 -8:01). Draft storylines + World Cup talk (8:01 - 11:23). Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (11:21 - 14:39). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (14:39 - 30:02). Ryen Russillo joins the show for Mt Rushmore season and the Mt Rushmore of signs you're going through a midlife crisis (30:02 - 56:11). Rachel Nichols and the Mt Rushmore of weird 2017-18 NBA story lines (56:11 - 81:23). Segments include Connect the dots for Barry Trotz, As a white guy for Ed Werder standing up for men on the internet, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules Daryl Morey and Mark Cuban have lost their minds, and Guys on Chicks. 
00:55:33 6/19/2018
Phil Mickelson has broken the spirit of Golf. We talk US Open and Phil's moving putt that took the golf world by storm. Was the Course too hard? Many people are saying it was (2:27 - 12:51). World Cup talk as Mexico takes down Germany (12:51 - 17:32). Who's back of the week (17:32 - 25:52). Blake Bortles joins the show as our first member of the Mt Rushmore of recurring guests to do the Mt Rushmore of times its ok to cry (25:52 - 38:19). Blake Griffin joins the show to do Mt Rushmore of trades that make no sense (38:19 - 69:50). Segments include Ass in the Jackpot for Kawhi Leonard's ass being in Stephen A Smith's jackpot. Hurt or injured every soccer player in the world. Bad Visual German Newspaper saying they'll build the wall against Mexico and Trouble in paradise for Todd Haley and Ben Rothlisberger 
00:55:33 6/17/2018
We are live from Shinnecock Hills and the US Open. Thoughts on watching Tiger, Big Cat getting Alpha'd by Rick Reilly in the media tent and how we're rooting for the course more than any player in the Field (2:20 - 21:36). Men In Blazers Roger Bennett joins the show to talk World Cup, America's love of soccer the sport of the future, and who's going to win in Russia 2018 (21:26 - 59:26). Segments include Problematic for Stephen A Smith eating ass, the debut of the new segment "Ass in the Jackpot", Talking Soccer, Cease and Desist for the deaf Russian cat that is picking world cup games, and a new friday segment "Old Lebron to Young Lebron" where we give our younger selves life advice
00:55:33 6/14/2018

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